I was flipping through the paper, trying to find something to catch my eye. Can't be bothered with the referendum in Schwitzerland. Democracy is more important than religion. Too bad that it looks like racism though.
Flipping pages, governmentally owned Swedish powercompany Vattenfall has bought coal plants somewhere, not every smart, we should care about the enviroment more.
Flipping pages, less men die of cancer. Lovely. Perhaps I should read this. I might find useful bits of information.
Flipping pages, animal rights activists in Spain. Something about blood and being naked. Good cause, naked isn't the way to go, who cares about naked people?
Flipping pages, Swedes demand the names of the people in the WHO committee... Oh, it's about the vaccine again, don't really care. It'd be ironic if I caught the swine flu and died. Or the oink oink disease. Did you know that they don't want to call it the swine flu in Swedish schools as it enhances the muslims' idea of the pig being a filthy animal. I wonder if that is related to the referendum in Schwitzerland?
Flipping pages, the jellyfish is as big as horses and invading the coast of Japan. Makes me think of that video with the leopard seal. You know, the one that tried to feed the photographer. It made for a good YouTube. I watched it several times actually. It's a book too. Hm, a Christmaspresent for someone perhaps? Only two more to buy. So many bizzare creatures in the waters. Like whales. Good God. Whales are scary.
Flipping pages, sports, ugh. Sports need to be banned.
Quickly flipping pages, Russia stops all imports of Swedish meat. Why? Not interesting enough to justify reading the article.
Flipping pages, WARNING!!!! WINTER IS COMING!!! Seriously. It's Sweden. It's December. It's nice when it snows. Drinking tea and watching the flurries. I hope they're right for a change.
Flipping pages, stuff about the train in Russia, something about Tiger Woods, something about weight loss, something about an ad for Gilette, something about a disposable toilet. What? Will help the people in the slum in India. Good for them. How are we doing on toiletpaper? It can probably wait til next time I'm at the store.
Flipping pages, Saab in a meeting with GM. Hm, they'll be milking it for all it's worth. Not sure which party I'm refering to. I've already started planning what I need to do when I'm done reading the paper. I've never actually owned a Saab. Maybe I should buy one. A pink one, like that other article I flipped past, something about Paris Hilton. I don't think that was Saab though. Maybe they should make more fun cars and people'd buy them. Like really interesting stuff. Speakers on the outside and blinking lights and things. Yeah.
Flipping pages, the FRA law goes into effect today. I should stop my downloading. Oh yeah, I don't download stuff, I stream instead. I like Spotify. Works for me, who needs a bunch of stuff you'll get tired of eventually on their harddrive. Perhaps I should actually read more about the FRA so I don't accidently commit a crime.
I think the laundry is done. Good Lord I hate Tuesdays.
Flipping pages, stuff about the train in Russia, something about Tiger Woods, something about weight loss, something about an ad for Gilette, something about a disposable toilet. What? Will help the people in the slum in India. Good for them. How are we doing on toiletpaper? It can probably wait til next time I'm at the store.
Flipping pages, Saab in a meeting with GM. Hm, they'll be milking it for all it's worth. Not sure which party I'm refering to. I've already started planning what I need to do when I'm done reading the paper. I've never actually owned a Saab. Maybe I should buy one. A pink one, like that other article I flipped past, something about Paris Hilton. I don't think that was Saab though. Maybe they should make more fun cars and people'd buy them. Like really interesting stuff. Speakers on the outside and blinking lights and things. Yeah.
Flipping pages, the FRA law goes into effect today. I should stop my downloading. Oh yeah, I don't download stuff, I stream instead. I like Spotify. Works for me, who needs a bunch of stuff you'll get tired of eventually on their harddrive. Perhaps I should actually read more about the FRA so I don't accidently commit a crime.
I think the laundry is done. Good Lord I hate Tuesdays.
2 comments:
Lets buy a pink saab, drive really fast so we can destroy the environment with our fumes and waste natural resources at the same time while we are on our way to check out those cool sounding disposable toilets. Maybe if we are lucky, we'll hit Paris Hilton on the way...
Hahaha! You're awesome!
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