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Whoever composed this version of Ulysses by Franz Ferdinand. Within parenthesis is how it actually goes, and some other stuff.

While I sit in here, a sentimental face stares (I sit and hear sentimental footsteps)
And a voice says hi so (Then a voice say "Hi, so?)
So what you gotta what you gotta disdain (So what you got? What you got this time?)
C’mon let’s get high (at least this part was right...)
C’mon look so, you got next oh (Come on lexxo, what you got next-o)
Walk twenty five miles oh (kinda right yeah...)
Well I’m bored I’m bored (Mhmm)
C’mon let’s get high

C’mon let’s get high
C’mon let’s get high
High

Well I found a new way (I've found a new way)
I found a new way
C’mon doll and use me (wtf... it goes "come on don't amuse me")
I don't need your sympathy (this is right though)

La, la la la la
Ulysses
I'll find a new way
I'll find a new way, baby

My Ulysses, My Ulysses (Am I Ulysses? Am I Ulysses?)
No, bet you are now, boy (No, but you are now, boy)
So sinister, so sinister (good.)
Last night was wild (good good)
What’s a matter there, feeling kinda anxious?
That heart that grew cold (That hot blood grew cold)
Yeah everyone, everybody knows it
Yeah everyone, everybody know it
Everybody knows I

La, la la la la
Ulysses
I'll find a new way
I'll find a new way, baby

La, la la la la
Ulysses
I’ll find a new way
Well I'll find a new way, baby oh …

Oh, then suddenly you know
You're never going home
You're never you're never you're never you're never you're never you're never
You're never going home.

Not Ulysses, baby.
No, la la la la whooo whoo
You’re not Ulysses, whooo whoo
La la la la, whooo whoo

I mean, seriously, sentimental face stares??