Welcome to a new semester at the university

One might think that the stress of seminars, presentations, exams and finals are the biggest issues while being a student at a university. I beg to differ, the real test is to reactivate your migrated student account, find your classes in a list, find the literature list and in which hall registration is. If you manage to do that without your bloodpressure exploding, or head imploding or your soul becoming a pittoresque illusion of lollipops and candydrops fallen in a pool of stinging jellyfish you're pretty much ready for the carpooling lane on a busy highway. They don't really need applications do they? Just a general link where you have to navigate a website bigger than the Chinese black market for counterfeit sportsgoods. Those who actually manage to show up for the registration in the right room, on the right day, at the right time, with the right books and with your (semi)sanity intact should get automatic As.