This is the most horrible shoe I have ever seen. For several reasons. I don't understand the whole peeptoe boot thing, yet I should say, I might catch on later. It just seems strange to me, if your ankles are really cold while you're wearing sandals, why not put on some pants? Instead of covering it up with boots I mean. I don't know about you, but it doesn't happen to me that often that I think "Oh my my toes are so hot and my calves are oh so cold". Again, I apologize if that's just me.
Then, I also hate animal prints. No offense to anyone, but animal prints just scream tacky and tasteless. Now if that's the look you're going for, by all means, do wear these shoes. Or anything else that makes me want to barf, like leopard print or tiger print. Though I will confess to one of my fashion sins here; I did at one point have a pair of boots with cowprint. I was trying to make fun of the whole animal print style but as usual noone understood my irony and it ended by a series of compliments from 70 year old women with faux furs. That is another thing I detest. Fur. Don't wear it. Poor animals.
The third bit is the too many colours thing. It's got pink, it's got silver, it's got black and it's got white. Too much. It looks like the zebra print was taken at random. Like the designer thought "hm, what fabric do I have left over from that Halloween party? Oh lookie! Zebra! Great! I'll glue it to these horrid sandals! That's bound to sell!" Needless to say it just produced something that gets mocked in my blog. Good job designer!
Moving on to the shape of the heel. The height of the heel. Ugh. Typical girl dress up style for when you're not sure if you can pull it off, and if you decide to wear that height heels. Yeah, you're right, you shouldn't wear heels. Don't be ashamed of your height! Stretch! Be proud! Be proud enough to not wear a heel like that. Thank you.
Lastly, the straps. They're ugly. Plain and simple.
Now, I'd really love to know who buys these shoes. I'm looking forward to seeing someone walk down the street with them. I'm actually concidering buying them, but knowing how that other of my sarcastic fashionevents went, I don't think it'd be a good idea...
The third bit is the too many colours thing. It's got pink, it's got silver, it's got black and it's got white. Too much. It looks like the zebra print was taken at random. Like the designer thought "hm, what fabric do I have left over from that Halloween party? Oh lookie! Zebra! Great! I'll glue it to these horrid sandals! That's bound to sell!" Needless to say it just produced something that gets mocked in my blog. Good job designer!
Moving on to the shape of the heel. The height of the heel. Ugh. Typical girl dress up style for when you're not sure if you can pull it off, and if you decide to wear that height heels. Yeah, you're right, you shouldn't wear heels. Don't be ashamed of your height! Stretch! Be proud! Be proud enough to not wear a heel like that. Thank you.
Lastly, the straps. They're ugly. Plain and simple.
Now, I'd really love to know who buys these shoes. I'm looking forward to seeing someone walk down the street with them. I'm actually concidering buying them, but knowing how that other of my sarcastic fashionevents went, I don't think it'd be a good idea...
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