Some things I find amusing about my cats

- How the Knit hugs the water glass when he drinks
- That he prefers his water from a glass, not a bowl
- That the Milo brings me toys
- That they seem to view me using the bathroom as entertainment. I keep expecting them to bring popcorn.
- That the fat one is the one that eats the least
- The sounds they make when they see a bird outside the window
- How scared Milo gets when we're outside
- How the Knit thinks I'm just in the way when we're outside
- How they both want to lay on top of me
- How they run around when I change the sheets
- Milo's screaming
- The Knit's insistent short meow when he wants something
- How yelling the word "yumyums!" will make them come flying within a nano second
- How the Knit tries to fit into boxes half his size, boxes he'd actually fit into he has no interest in
- How Milo assumes I want to wake up at 4:30 every morning
- How they clean each other
- How they play together
- How puffy their cheeks are
- That they both know how to play fetch
- How they both understand the command of "sit"
- How Milo watches TV
- How they sit just out of reach when I want to pet them
- How the Milo skids across the floor